Dearest TFC Followers,
I fear I may have caused some concern and panic with my last entry titled “My New Boss”. Allow me to clarify.
No Dad, this is not about my boss at my real job. I would never go online and call him a douche because a. he is not. He’s quite lovely. And b. I’m not an idiot. Although at times I may seem like one, you have certainly raised me better than that (good plug right??).
No Skip, Chick A and I are not going through a trial separation. We are disgustingly co-dependent and could not live without each other. Although she is sometimes a HUGE pain in my ass (no not because of your weight Chick A, don’t even go there), I love her dearly and she will never be rid of me.